Tristan has become a regular quality contributor to the WWWF and we are glad to have him. He provided the final entry into the contest and while impressive, the lawyers started rearing their ugly heads again. Fortunately, Thinkmaster General had some leftover boiling oil which we used to survive the litiginous landmines.

Tristan took the news that he didn't win pretty well. Read for yourself:

Next grudge match: Paul Golba vs. Tristan Robert J. Pratt Note: Tristan Pratt has a truckload of the Rage (tm)

NEXT WEEK: Tristan Robert J. Pratt vs. Devin The Mental Hospital Escapee in a steel cage...