THE ULTIMATE 80s MOVIE QUOTE QUIZ™
How well do you know the movies of the 80s? Test your knowledge while re-living 100 of the funniest and most memorable moments of a classic movie decade. How many can you get? How many can your friends get? Keep in mind that many of those quotes that may not be immediately obvious to you can be figured out with some thought. Good luck!
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1) You realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?
2) It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
3) You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.
4) Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore.
5) Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.
6) Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
7) That's not a knife.
8) Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
9) If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
10) Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.
11) So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.
12) Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit.
13) When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV
14) This house is clean.
15) A varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.
16) God was singing through this little man to all the world, making my defeat more bitter with every passing bar.
17) Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep
the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and
then we'd all be put out in KP.
18) Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
19) Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!
Now what do you think?! You think I'm qualified?
20) That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch "People's Court"
in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch.
21) The glass! Shoot the glass!
22) Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
23) Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once -- the 21 greatest days of my life.
24) Did you try staples?
25) 'Cause someday, believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get
this coffee table!
26) Do it for Johnny!!
27) My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually
stole a pack of matches and tried to burn it down. But I... CORRECTED them, sir.
28) Alonzo Mosely, F.B.I.
29) FRAH-GEE-LAY. Must be Italian.
30) Tell Victor that Ramon, the fella he met about a week ago, tell him
that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um,
herpes simplex 10.
31) You see? That's the sort of crap people are always trying to lay on
me! It's not my fault you wouldn't play catch with your father!
32) No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher.
33) OK. But I get to be on top.
34) You're like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls, except I'm not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! Blah!
35) You mean I'm not white?!
36) Someone once wrote "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.
37) Backinbowl. Backinbowl.
38) I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
39) I'm laughing at the superior intellect.
40) I'll be taking these huggies and, uh, whatever cash you got.
41) It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity,
or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
42) Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
43) The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.
44) Just like a Wop. Brings a knife to a gunfight.
45) You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
46) Why does the floor... move?
47) Ooook-la-homa! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
48) Request permission to relieve bladder.
49) I must break you.
50) If you're so hot on discipline then, goddammit, start by accepting
mine. Because contrary to popular opinion, I'm the head nigger in charge!
51) I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.
52) You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your
hatred can destroy me!
53) Knock the cover off the ball!
54) It's good to be the king.
55) I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman
as a man.
56) Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you
don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the
earth, which is only four short hours away?
57) The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better
word, is good.
58) I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the
only way to be sure.
59) She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.
60) Lighten up, Francis.
61) I know a little German. He's sitting over there.
62) What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you
enough attention when you were a child?
63) You shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.
64) If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per
hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
65) One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
66) What ever you do, don't fall asleep!
67) Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports?
Is this a kissing book?
68) I'm just here for the gasoline.
69) I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
70) I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
71) Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of
a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing
little pickles at you?
72) I remember... the Alamo.
73) I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play these video games!
74) I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!
75) Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
76) Where does he get those wonderful toys?
77) You're not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really are crazy.
78) Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
79) Polite: Would you mind not bobbing your head; the orchestra keeps changing the tempo.
80) You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, maybe even a quilt.
Then the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads.
81) If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!
82) My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.
83) My theme music. Every good hero should have some.
84) If you don't go to him now, I'm never going to take you to another prom ever
again, you hear me? I mean, this is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're
ruining it for me.
85) In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money,
you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
86) You shot the invisible swordsman!
87) Let me make something clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's product.
88) Listen! We ain't partners, we ain't brothers, and we ain't friends!
89) We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!
90) He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home.
91) Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?
92) It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!
93) I thought there was a billion screamin' Chinamen.
94) I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my
job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible,
awful Negro.
95) What are you looking at? You've never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?
96) An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
97) Life is NOT a malfunction!
98) I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!
99) If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip
on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
100) Ho no. I mean, no ho, sergeant. Just plain ho.
101) These go to eleven.
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